Most likely you have heard about or seen Regular Show. Well, the truth is that it's all just a lie. Mordecai is actually Mort (death) Decay. And Rigby is Rigger Mortis (The process of decaying) B (like a test subject, like test subject a and b) . Skips has a disease he was born with which disables his ability to walk. Pops is infact a super genius and his brain and brain cells take up most of the inside of his head, (LIKE NORMAL, BUT HYPER REALISTIC.) Muscleman is a zombie. High five ghost was a baby who was born in London, England, but he was a deformed baby with only a head, brain, and heart which was also in his head. A small arm stuck out of the top of his head. The doctors had to get rid of him as he would suffer for eternity if he lived. So he is a ghost. Benson is infact Binson because he was thrown away by his parents. (Bin-son. He got thrown in the trash bin. Geddit?) The new goat who is on the show (i forgot his name) is Satan in a goat costume. Death is, well death. J.G. Quintel stands for Jeffthekiller Got. Jeffthekiller got Quintel. AAH.
Joking, guys. did you really think this is true? Probably not.
Get off dis page now.
I am warning you.
STILL WAITING.
Dude, GO AWAY.
Enfurating! You're still here.
Alright, i've had enough.
Die! I HATE YOU!
^ READ THE FIRST LETTER OF THAT POEM. IF I WROTE THE TRUTH CARTOON NETWORK WOULD KILL ME.